Adventures in Babysitting
Posted on October 11th, 2009 by MaMe: We can have a Wii Game Night!
Caleb: We can play Wii golf, or Wii baseball, but not boxing.
Me: Why not boxing?
Caleb: Because you’re an old lady and old ladies can’t box.
Me: Oh, it’s ON, boy-o!
(I took one boxing match and he took the other).
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Me: Phoebe really gave me a hard time today while you were at school. She hissed and growled at me. I don’t know why she doesn’t like me.
Caleb: Maybe she senses you’re not a good person.
Me: …
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Caleb, wiping the table after dinner: I get a quarter for doing this.
Me: But I helped, clearing the dishes and getting your paper towels; I should get ten cents out of that quarter.
Caleb: No, because it’s your job to cook and clean. That’s what you were hired to do.
Me: (chased the boy out of the house)
Tags: Autumn, Children, Family, Grandchildren, Ohio





